Thursday, May 22, 2008

Air Drumming

Here's what happened..

I was caught up listening to a killer tune by Led Zeppelin - Kashmir at work earlier in the day. I saw my boss leaving the office and the interns were all called in for a meeting at the conference room.

I was layaning the tune and happily air drumming and air guitaring with the occasional miming, Axl Rose style. I was in my own world. The song was about 9 minutes, so i had fun...till I felt the sudden urge to fart.


I held it in.
Waiting for it to build up.
Put the other side of my earphones on.
Cranked up the volume.
Layan a bit more.
Waited for a drum roll.
Air drummed to it.
Waited for the last and final hit on the crash.
RIPPED A LOUD ONE!
Looked left to see my boss and the interns were there.
One of the interns closed their nose.
Which came along with a gag reaction.
I can't blame her.
It was one SMELLY fart.
MALUFIED!!

3 comments:

Pebbles said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

to think i am blessed to never smelled yours endless fart...

Anonymous said...

darian is still 'rich' in his antiques.