Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Team Updates


In a surprise turn of events, star goalkeeper Sushil ‘Murugesu’ Nair (Mon) has rejected a four year contract offer and handed a transfer request to the club in the middle of a tremendous season at the PJ based club.

Announcing his intentions after an empathic victory last Thursday, Mon admitted that although his departure is at the crucial time of the season, his exit is inevitable although he hinted at a possible return to the club.

I know it’s not the best time to leave the team but it’s a very hard decision but we’ll never know, I might end my career here or somewhere else,” said Mon.

A source close to the club has revealed various reasons sparking Mon’s departure. Among them is the on-field bickering with hot-cold forward, Shaun Sandhu who is allegedly unhappy with Mon’s distribution of the ball.

Another possible reason for his departure is said to be the backlash of a prank gone wrong by senior marketing manager, Trevor James.

According a personal friend of the ‘keeper, James had promised an endorsed pair of gloves and only found out of the prank moments before the match, where the team suffered their worst lost of the season, a 22-14 drubbing.

Mon’s final game for the club will be against a mystery side tomorrow where a win would put the club in strong contention for their first title after a mixed last season, seeing them missing out for a place in the continent’s elite competition.

Club president, Jude Alexander has played down suggestions of unrest in the dressing room saying that the club has come a long way and will be able to cope despite the departure of Mon.

“The team is playing well and we’ve finally got a good flow of things. We have turned ourselves into strong title contenders,” said the president before adding, “Mon will be greatly missed but I feel we have enough cover. He’s a great player and we wish him all the best at his new club.”

Trevor James looks set to return in between the sticks next week where he made a name for himself last season and parts of this season after a shock withdrawal from Monday’s training session. He had difficulty breathing and had gone to receive treatment.

In his last match, Mon will have the familiar back three of Jude Alexander, Colin Sta Maria and Joshua Gerard in front of him while the midfield looks rich with Kaka and Zach “Bulls” de Costa anchoring leaving Shaun Sandhu and Trevor James roaming the flanks. Timothy “Smalls” Fernandez will be spearheading the attack with club captain Rueben Moissinac supporting him.

Shwanky should be able to make the bench alongside brothers Ramon and Mario Singho among a host of other talented players, including the Handsome Boys FC.

While Mon becomes be the second player to leave the club after solid defender Theo Oliver’s loan move to another club, the club had officially unveiled recent signings Rayfeal “Kaka” Lopez, Shankara “Shwanky” Rao and Suria, who is trying hard to break into the first team.

Meanwhile, the injury-list of the club has also grown with Shwanky becoming its latest inductee after straining his groin during the last match which will keep him out for five days.

Aaron Mong is also recovering from an injury sustained during the Christmas season. Mong who failed preliminary fitness tests will be out for another month while promising right-back Edward James is still struggling with fitness issues.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Check this out:


Damn Funny...
Take Some Time From Your "INTERESTING" Lives & Watch These









THANX

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Hero

Looking at the window from a distance, the hero knows he isn't welcomed in the castle. It wasn't stated in word nor in writing, but he feels the vibe. It wasn't that he was hated, or so he thought, but rather not the preferred one.




The hero in the rain





A glance downwards saw an image of himself in a puddle, and he could understand why he might have not been preferred. Standing facing the mirror is a man, complete with faults and blessed with shortcomings and filled with fortitude to expose them to the world to see and judge.


He still remains a flawed posture of calmness with cracks showing only to a selected few whom have developed the vision to look through his emotional armour. It has always been this way. He never shows other emotions beside joy and anger. He compresses them inside so much, he feels empty at times.

(To be continued...)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Imagine This

The Ultimate Rejection:
Your hand falling asleep while masturbating

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Air Drumming

Here's what happened..

I was caught up listening to a killer tune by Led Zeppelin - Kashmir at work earlier in the day. I saw my boss leaving the office and the interns were all called in for a meeting at the conference room.

I was layaning the tune and happily air drumming and air guitaring with the occasional miming, Axl Rose style. I was in my own world. The song was about 9 minutes, so i had fun...till I felt the sudden urge to fart.


I held it in.
Waiting for it to build up.
Put the other side of my earphones on.
Cranked up the volume.
Layan a bit more.
Waited for a drum roll.
Air drummed to it.
Waited for the last and final hit on the crash.
RIPPED A LOUD ONE!
Looked left to see my boss and the interns were there.
One of the interns closed their nose.
Which came along with a gag reaction.
I can't blame her.
It was one SMELLY fart.
MALUFIED!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Definition: Agony

What is the definition of Agony?

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls
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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Oh The Internet



Just some random pictures I found through the net

Gets you thinking about rape, huh?



Happy Redneck Burfday!


Smart


I wish!



My hobby



Who in the world would buy this piece of shit?


Try explaining this to me..I mean really..please..