REAL Milestones in a Man's Life - 100% Ori

Age 2
Being able to stand up and walk

Age 5
Washing/wiping own ass

Age 7
Going to school

Age 8
Learning to lie

Age 9
Using a pen to REALLY write

Age 11
Getting the tingly sensation from pulling the foreskin back more than 3times

Age 75
Actually remembering the tingly sensation