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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
No Meaning
I can't help it..I'm sorry..this post has no literary content whatsoever
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Tantalizing Final waits Akak FC
Outside favourites Akak FC is one match away from winning the first ever Vuvuzela Cup after a hard fought semi-final match against Raju’s 7 FC.
Rated 146/1 to win the Cup, Akak FC didn’t look at all strong on paper as the manager named a totally make-shift side as most of their superstars are still involved in the World Cup.
The side started without a recognized goalie and midfield hard-man, Joel Black started between the posts. In front of him was Edward James who was unfortunate not to be called up to the Timor Leste World Cup squad as Darian Henry who has imposed a self-exile from the Uzbekistan international squad played right in front of the much improved James.
Timothy ‘Small’ Fernandez spearheaded the attack while on-loan John provided the creative spark in midfield. The five were chosen ahead of brothers Ramon and Mario Singho as well as Jude Alexander who is still not fit to play a full game.
The underdogs took the lead with two quick goals – one stunning individual effort from John while Small reminded his critics on why he is still regarded as the best goal-poacher of his generation.
Mid-game, the manager threw in surprise changes putting Darian in goal and took off Small, Edward and Joel for the introduction of the Singhos and Jude.
Lacking match fitness and playing in an unfamiliar position saw Jude and Darian let in 7 goals as Raju’s 7 FC took the lead for the first time.
Small came in for John and Joel for Jude saw Akak FC recollected themselves and reclaimed the lead through neat passing and clinical finishing.
Akak FC and Raju’s & FC continued to make changes and goals were just coming in for both sides. At the final whistle, Akak FC won the game 21-14.
Underdog tag did wonders
Speaking to the press after the game, Jude noted that going in as underdogs helped ease the pressure to win the game.
“I like the fact that we were given the underdog tags. It helped us focus on the game at hand,” said the full back adding, “When you look at the scoreboard at the final whistle, and you’ve realized you’ve won when the whole world expect you not to win, its an empowering feeling.”
Edward, who has just come back from holiday, on the other hand was more critical of the performance himself although he praised the team for their showing.
“For a while, I was lost, their attackers read my game and I found it hard to cope. I asked to be substituted. On the bench, I watched our opponents carefully and took mental notes so when I came back on the pitch, I was ready for them.
“I’ve got to be honest, we didn’t field our strongest side but the boys really showed what we are made of,” he said while waving to fans.
Ramon, the elder of the Singho brothers believed that Akak took their chances well and the team played well as a unit.
Selection woes as World Cup, injuries and fatigue takes toll on team
Akak FC might be facing a selection crisis as a large number of their players are still not training for various reasons.
Zachary de Costa has been the latest inductee to the injured list when he failed a last minute fitness test. The winger who has been complaining of a strain to his back is expected to be back in training in a few days while club skipper Rueben James is still nursing a hamstring injury.
Several stars including Marshall Francis and Timothy ‘Pato’ Chase are experiencing jetlag after their country; Mongolia was unfortunately eliminated by Austria in a nail-biting quarter-final match which saw the European side go through to the semis after winning the match via penalty kicks.
The Nepalese squad including Shaun Sandhu whom were also eliminated are held up in Cambodia after boarding the wrong plane from South Africa. To make matters worse, their vuvuzelas which the team brought back from the tournament have been confiscated by the Cambodian authorities as the device is said to be a new variation of transporting cocaine. The customs now risk the wrath of Sandhu.
In other news, Kaka, Gab, JJ, Ethan, Terrance and Colin (Trinidad & Tobago), Shwank and Surya Rao along with Francois (Pakistan) will face each other on Thursday evening’s World Cup semi-final match.
The fans however are optimistic that Aaron Mong will return to the squad sooner than expected as there are rumours of Mong experimenting physiotherapy and traditional massages to speed up his recovery from the knee surgery. Also, full-back cum goalie JaQuah who is on loan to Genting is expected to return for a week while Trevor James has taken up coaching and herbal sciences to help boost the team's work rate.
Another matter that is bound to anger the under-pressured manager is striker Anslem ‘Ratatouille’ Gomis’ excuse for missing the game against Raju’s 7 FC. The feisty striker claims he missed the train to the stadium.
Rated 146/1 to win the Cup, Akak FC didn’t look at all strong on paper as the manager named a totally make-shift side as most of their superstars are still involved in the World Cup.
The side started without a recognized goalie and midfield hard-man, Joel Black started between the posts. In front of him was Edward James who was unfortunate not to be called up to the Timor Leste World Cup squad as Darian Henry who has imposed a self-exile from the Uzbekistan international squad played right in front of the much improved James.
Timothy ‘Small’ Fernandez spearheaded the attack while on-loan John provided the creative spark in midfield. The five were chosen ahead of brothers Ramon and Mario Singho as well as Jude Alexander who is still not fit to play a full game.
The underdogs took the lead with two quick goals – one stunning individual effort from John while Small reminded his critics on why he is still regarded as the best goal-poacher of his generation.
Mid-game, the manager threw in surprise changes putting Darian in goal and took off Small, Edward and Joel for the introduction of the Singhos and Jude.
Lacking match fitness and playing in an unfamiliar position saw Jude and Darian let in 7 goals as Raju’s 7 FC took the lead for the first time.
Small came in for John and Joel for Jude saw Akak FC recollected themselves and reclaimed the lead through neat passing and clinical finishing.
Akak FC and Raju’s & FC continued to make changes and goals were just coming in for both sides. At the final whistle, Akak FC won the game 21-14.
Underdog tag did wonders
Speaking to the press after the game, Jude noted that going in as underdogs helped ease the pressure to win the game.
“I like the fact that we were given the underdog tags. It helped us focus on the game at hand,” said the full back adding, “When you look at the scoreboard at the final whistle, and you’ve realized you’ve won when the whole world expect you not to win, its an empowering feeling.”
Edward, who has just come back from holiday, on the other hand was more critical of the performance himself although he praised the team for their showing.
“For a while, I was lost, their attackers read my game and I found it hard to cope. I asked to be substituted. On the bench, I watched our opponents carefully and took mental notes so when I came back on the pitch, I was ready for them.
“I’ve got to be honest, we didn’t field our strongest side but the boys really showed what we are made of,” he said while waving to fans.
Ramon, the elder of the Singho brothers believed that Akak took their chances well and the team played well as a unit.
Selection woes as World Cup, injuries and fatigue takes toll on team
Akak FC might be facing a selection crisis as a large number of their players are still not training for various reasons.
Zachary de Costa has been the latest inductee to the injured list when he failed a last minute fitness test. The winger who has been complaining of a strain to his back is expected to be back in training in a few days while club skipper Rueben James is still nursing a hamstring injury.
Several stars including Marshall Francis and Timothy ‘Pato’ Chase are experiencing jetlag after their country; Mongolia was unfortunately eliminated by Austria in a nail-biting quarter-final match which saw the European side go through to the semis after winning the match via penalty kicks.
The Nepalese squad including Shaun Sandhu whom were also eliminated are held up in Cambodia after boarding the wrong plane from South Africa. To make matters worse, their vuvuzelas which the team brought back from the tournament have been confiscated by the Cambodian authorities as the device is said to be a new variation of transporting cocaine. The customs now risk the wrath of Sandhu.
In other news, Kaka, Gab, JJ, Ethan, Terrance and Colin (Trinidad & Tobago), Shwank and Surya Rao along with Francois (Pakistan) will face each other on Thursday evening’s World Cup semi-final match.
The fans however are optimistic that Aaron Mong will return to the squad sooner than expected as there are rumours of Mong experimenting physiotherapy and traditional massages to speed up his recovery from the knee surgery. Also, full-back cum goalie JaQuah who is on loan to Genting is expected to return for a week while Trevor James has taken up coaching and herbal sciences to help boost the team's work rate.
Another matter that is bound to anger the under-pressured manager is striker Anslem ‘Ratatouille’ Gomis’ excuse for missing the game against Raju’s 7 FC. The feisty striker claims he missed the train to the stadium.
Shit on the Radio
Close to two years have passed and I hear same crap on the radio, not same songs but utter crap!
Here's some maths:
+
=
Anyhoo,
If we look at the evolution of the Blues, it started in Africa (a far cry from this Waka Waka nonsense) and it evolved into work songs that African slaves in America sung.
The songs they sung, My Lord...was of a higher intellectual and poetic matter. One that put their hardship, the heat, the long hours, sorrow, pain and even jokes, satirical content and much more into words and melody. Their first born would know of Africa through the songs sung, be it those call-and-return kind or straight up songs. Them working people sung the Blues.
When slavery ended, some Blues Men travelled up north while the others stayed down south. This emigration of the Blues Men proved pivotal for the development of the Blues.
However, we shall discuss Delta Blues, 12-Bar and Zeppelin in-depth some other time.
The Blues as we know it has evolved to various forms including hip swinging Rock & Roll, Jazz, Soul, Rhythm & Blues which all evolved further to Funk, Electric Blues, (now what we call) Classic Rock and it evolved more into Hip-Hop, Rap(Gangsta or not remains irrelevant), Pop, Pop (pronounced: ghey) Rock and much more.
So we have people like Elvis Presley, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, The Who, The Beach Boys, Procol Harum, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Joan Jett, Heart, Guns & Roses, Chicago, Boys II Men, James Brown, MJ, My Chemical Romance, KISS, Queen, Duffy, Aretha Franklin, Deep Purple, Orianthi and many more even a Chinese song I heard (not listened) producing/recording a variation of the blues or at least have some bluesy influence.
There is without a doubt that The Blues plays a significant role in today's music. But how the hell can you compare a very suggestive yet sexual A Whiter Shade of Gray to Pitbull's Hotel Room. It's just rude..ain't it..no taste!
Speaking of repetition, I just cant understand why Hey Jude's
Na....na na..na na na na......na na na na..Hey Jude
Here's some maths:
+
=
Anyhoo,
If we look at the evolution of the Blues, it started in Africa (a far cry from this Waka Waka nonsense) and it evolved into work songs that African slaves in America sung.
The songs they sung, My Lord...was of a higher intellectual and poetic matter. One that put their hardship, the heat, the long hours, sorrow, pain and even jokes, satirical content and much more into words and melody. Their first born would know of Africa through the songs sung, be it those call-and-return kind or straight up songs. Them working people sung the Blues.
When slavery ended, some Blues Men travelled up north while the others stayed down south. This emigration of the Blues Men proved pivotal for the development of the Blues.
However, we shall discuss Delta Blues, 12-Bar and Zeppelin in-depth some other time.
The Blues as we know it has evolved to various forms including hip swinging Rock & Roll, Jazz, Soul, Rhythm & Blues which all evolved further to Funk, Electric Blues, (now what we call) Classic Rock and it evolved more into Hip-Hop, Rap(Gangsta or not remains irrelevant), Pop, Pop (pronounced: ghey) Rock and much more.
So we have people like Elvis Presley, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, The Who, The Beach Boys, Procol Harum, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Joan Jett, Heart, Guns & Roses, Chicago, Boys II Men, James Brown, MJ, My Chemical Romance, KISS, Queen, Duffy, Aretha Franklin, Deep Purple, Orianthi and many more even a Chinese song I heard (not listened) producing/recording a variation of the blues or at least have some bluesy influence.
There is without a doubt that The Blues plays a significant role in today's music. But how the hell can you compare a very suggestive yet sexual A Whiter Shade of Gray to Pitbull's Hotel Room. It's just rude..ain't it..no taste!
Speaking of repetition, I just cant understand why Hey Jude's
Na....na na..na na na na......na na na na..Hey Jude
doesn't piss me off as much as Justin Bieber's
I'm not even gonna type it..dicks! :)
I'm not even gonna type it..dicks! :)
In conclusion, we have evolved, theoretically, we are a more smarter race compared to some 40 odd years ago. So start writing songs that will actually suit our 'intellect'. Don't insult us with
Your feeling that tonight's gonna be a good good night
We just don't make songs like THEY used to..sigh..
Ooh..have fun with this one:
Your feeling that tonight's gonna be a good good night
or
How lucky you are to be in love with your best friend
We just don't make songs like THEY used to..sigh..
Ooh..have fun with this one:
Cursed?
Have you abstained from buying pirated DVDs lately, like a teenager trying not to wank on Christmas morning and gone out to watch a movie (hell...any bloody movie. Pedophile vampires that sparkle, perhaps? Or Tin Man from Wizard of Oz's lean mean cousin fighting to save the world?)
Well, if you haven't (you cheapskate dick), go watch one before it's too late, but if you have, you'll notice a certain Nike ad.
In the ad, there are football stars playing in the World Cup (without the awesome vuvuzelas) running and jumping and kicking but whats more important is the split second before they make their next destiny altering move, their lives flash in front of them and by far Wayne 'Shrek' Rooney's is the funniest.
Anyhoo, the advert showed them achieving major success after the World Cup. Now, lets flip the back pages of the biased newspapers.
It seems that all the players highlighted in the ad are no longer in the World Cup and I know that this is pure coincidence, but isn't it fun building conspiracy theories about the sort of hoodoo Adidas cast upon the superstars of Nike right?
Anyhoo,
For all the cheapskate dicks, here's the ad..in HD..NOT!
Well, if you haven't (you cheapskate dick), go watch one before it's too late, but if you have, you'll notice a certain Nike ad.
In the ad, there are football stars playing in the World Cup (without the awesome vuvuzelas) running and jumping and kicking but whats more important is the split second before they make their next destiny altering move, their lives flash in front of them and by far Wayne 'Shrek' Rooney's is the funniest.
Anyhoo, the advert showed them achieving major success after the World Cup. Now, lets flip the back pages of the biased newspapers.
It seems that all the players highlighted in the ad are no longer in the World Cup and I know that this is pure coincidence, but isn't it fun building conspiracy theories about the sort of hoodoo Adidas cast upon the superstars of Nike right?
Anyhoo,
For all the cheapskate dicks, here's the ad..in HD..NOT!
Drogba, Canavarro, Rooney, Ribery, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo
Oh..Ronaldinho didn't even make the squad.
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
2 become 1
Wokay..here's the deal when I said 2 become 1, I don't mean the Spice Girls thingy and I'm sorry for not indulging in your hermaphrodite-like (see attached picture) fantasies.
What I'm announcing is: A place to rant will soon be defunct and all the posts will be transferred here.
Well this is a low blow..get it? No? Dumb!
Ha Ha (say it like Nelson from The Simpsons)
What I'm announcing is: A place to rant will soon be defunct and all the posts will be transferred here.
Well this is a low blow..get it? No? Dumb!
Ha Ha (say it like Nelson from The Simpsons)
Monday, July 05, 2010
When you've gotta go (Pt 1)
Although this sounds familiar..I'm talking about my FRIEND..
Of all places, one day after following a few friends get a tattoo and eating the legendary Satay Celup,
he felt a huge bowel movement (Praise Jesus for blessing him with lightning fast movements) and warned the driver of the car:
The driver shot back a look through the rear view mirror, an evil scowl forming, menace building in his eyes unveiling deep demonic thoughts which have already masked the pain of the freshly inked tattoo.
However, despite all that build-up, what came out of his mouth sounded like Johnny Lever.
Johnny Lever
HE...
...is in a band
...sings
...plays the harp
...shits whenever he wants ...shits wherever he needs
...is in a band
...sings
...plays the harp
...shits whenever he wants ...shits wherever he needs
Of all places, one day after following a few friends get a tattoo and eating the legendary Satay Celup,
he felt a huge bowel movement (Praise Jesus for blessing him with lightning fast movements) and warned the driver of the car:
"I gotta shit lah, balls,"
The driver shot back a look through the rear view mirror, an evil scowl forming, menace building in his eyes unveiling deep demonic thoughts which have already masked the pain of the freshly inked tattoo.
However, despite all that build-up, what came out of his mouth sounded like Johnny Lever.
Johnny LeverIt's not important what he said, but the dick made me..I mean HIM go round and round in the car as the driver took wild turns and accelerated vigorously over speed humps.
His face reflected the motions of his stomach, twisting and turning, churning in discomfort. Then, it happened. My friend looked serene, calm and poised. With one hand on the safety rest and the other on pulling his pants and underwear away from his body, giving a 3-inch gap.
Little did they know, he already soiled his pants...a little bit... and was waiting for the smell to hit the car, knowing that it's air circulation would let the smell linger.
In a matter of seconds, came the question: "Who farted?" Of course with delight, He answered: "I just shat, balls..buahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Let's just leave it at that because the driver started cursing and swearing so bad, Lucifer would've closed his ears.
So, till we meet again, here's a song that has no connection with the story. And another thing, there's also a fountain story.
His face reflected the motions of his stomach, twisting and turning, churning in discomfort. Then, it happened. My friend looked serene, calm and poised. With one hand on the safety rest and the other on pulling his pants and underwear away from his body, giving a 3-inch gap.
Little did they know, he already soiled his pants...a little bit... and was waiting for the smell to hit the car, knowing that it's air circulation would let the smell linger.
In a matter of seconds, came the question: "Who farted?" Of course with delight, He answered: "I just shat, balls..buahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Let's just leave it at that because the driver started cursing and swearing so bad, Lucifer would've closed his ears.
So, till we meet again, here's a song that has no connection with the story. And another thing, there's also a fountain story.
I'm back mofos!
After a series of password and login retrieving sessions, I finally got my password and login back.
Clap laa, Dick!
Clap laa, Dick!
Anyhoo, to begin with, here's something from Little Eddie:
Enjoy..or be ridiculed!
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